OSAMA BIN WANKIN?
December 17th 2006 12:07
The happy-go-lucky close knit Orble community was plunged into chaos today when celebrity terrorist and cave renovater Osama Bin Laden came out of hiding to throw his support behind embattled blog keiser and chook magnet Joe Bloggs.
Bloggs, owner of the increasingly erratic joebloggsblog.net and a number of saucy Islamic porn sites came under fire yesterday when disgruntled Orble staff leaked news of his connection to the lurid world of Islamic porn.
DISTURBING!
In yet another chapter in what has fast become a humiliating war of words between Bloggs and senior Orble management, the reclusive and shy Bin Laden branded Orble a "despotic tool of Western imperialism" and lauded Bloggs for his "creativity" in a video tape released simultaneously through the Al Jazeera network and Blockbuster video stores.
"Yes I am a big fan", says Bin Laden, "It gets lonely in my cave and meeting chicks is a real problem. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy a good goat and there is this really cute yak I'm working on but sometimes I need more. And that's when I usually log on."
RAUNCHY!
Undaunted by the revelation that to keep costs down and meet tight schedules Joe Bloggs often dons the burka himself for many of the sexy photo shoots a dismissive Bin Laden joked, "Who can tell the difference in a dark cave? Besides a man cannot just stroke his beard forever."
A TEST OF BURKAS & WILLS
The long running feud has become a real nightmare for Orble officials keen to keep control of their multi million dollar empire.
One Orble blogger, the poker addicted pegasus has threatened to go on a hunger strike between lunch and dinner if the situation isn't resolved soon.
Whilst blogging stalwart and Magaret Pomeranz wannabe Cibbuano declared it "...an affront to all crossdressers. There is shabby chic and then there is shabby shiek!"
The controversy wasn't deterring savvy Channel 9 head honcho Eddie McGuire though. His network announcing Joe Bloggs had been signed to host it's new Friday night Middle Eastern gardening program, Burka's Backyard.
Although the CIA are yet to verify the authenticity of the video Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer wasted no time in releasing a Pink Winker Warning for all Australians travelling to the Middle East.
Bloggs, owner of the increasingly erratic joebloggsblog.net and a number of saucy Islamic porn sites came under fire yesterday when disgruntled Orble staff leaked news of his connection to the lurid world of Islamic porn.
DISTURBING!
In yet another chapter in what has fast become a humiliating war of words between Bloggs and senior Orble management, the reclusive and shy Bin Laden branded Orble a "despotic tool of Western imperialism" and lauded Bloggs for his "creativity" in a video tape released simultaneously through the Al Jazeera network and Blockbuster video stores.
* Osama has been feeling a little horse lately
"Yes I am a big fan", says Bin Laden, "It gets lonely in my cave and meeting chicks is a real problem. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy a good goat and there is this really cute yak I'm working on but sometimes I need more. And that's when I usually log on."
RAUNCHY!
* Joe Bloggs and brother Billy prepare for another hot lesbian scene
A TEST OF BURKAS & WILLS
The long running feud has become a real nightmare for Orble officials keen to keep control of their multi million dollar empire.
One Orble blogger, the poker addicted pegasus has threatened to go on a hunger strike between lunch and dinner if the situation isn't resolved soon.
Whilst blogging stalwart and Magaret Pomeranz wannabe Cibbuano declared it "...an affront to all crossdressers. There is shabby chic and then there is shabby shiek!"
The controversy wasn't deterring savvy Channel 9 head honcho Eddie McGuire though. His network announcing Joe Bloggs had been signed to host it's new Friday night Middle Eastern gardening program, Burka's Backyard.
Although the CIA are yet to verify the authenticity of the video Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer wasted no time in releasing a Pink Winker Warning for all Australians travelling to the Middle East.
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Love ya, Joe. Very entertaining stuff you post.
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I haven't laughed this much since your last article!
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