THE MONDAY MAULING
November 16th 2006 19:55
(Yeah, yeah, I know it ain’t Mondee but like that classic scene fron Alien there’s summfin I just gotta get off my chest.)
So Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to cough up like an emphysemic cat.
And buckets of cash no less!!
And if she doesn’t come to the party he’s gunna shop around a porno tape the two made to the highest bidder.
And as if that ain’t enough her Fed ex is claiming it is four hours long!!!!!
To put that into some perspective I’m sure we can all appreciate Gilligan, the Skipper, the Prof, Mary-Anne, Ginger & the Howells only set out for a three hour tour!
Who is this Federline joker trying to kid?
His cd might have stiffed but surely he couldn’t for four freakin’ hours!
Kev baby, this isn’t Lord Of The Rings mate. (Bloggs cleverly avoiding an easy opportunity to make a smutty entendre) Do some editing.
As for Britters, tell the scumbag to get stuffed love.
A pre-nup is a pre-nup. If you like a little blackmail might I suggest Eddie Murphy.
Like Roger Federer’s cow those crazy Swiss pranksters gave him I say milk it for all it’s worth Britters. There ain’t no such thing as bad publicity (Michael Jackson excepted of course).
What I want to know is what they intend to call this movie.
Here’s some ideas:
Oops…… I Vid It Again.
Oops…… I Did Him Again.
Britney Smears.
Britney Speared.
or maybe.......
The Sex Degrees Of Seperation.
So Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to cough up like an emphysemic cat.
And buckets of cash no less!!
And if she doesn’t come to the party he’s gunna shop around a porno tape the two made to the highest bidder.
And as if that ain’t enough her Fed ex is claiming it is four hours long!!!!!
To put that into some perspective I’m sure we can all appreciate Gilligan, the Skipper, the Prof, Mary-Anne, Ginger & the Howells only set out for a three hour tour!
Re-enactment of some spear's head
Who is this Federline joker trying to kid?
His cd might have stiffed but surely he couldn’t for four freakin’ hours!
Kev baby, this isn’t Lord Of The Rings mate. (Bloggs cleverly avoiding an easy opportunity to make a smutty entendre) Do some editing.
As for Britters, tell the scumbag to get stuffed love.
A pre-nup is a pre-nup. If you like a little blackmail might I suggest Eddie Murphy.
Like Roger Federer’s cow those crazy Swiss pranksters gave him I say milk it for all it’s worth Britters. There ain’t no such thing as bad publicity (Michael Jackson excepted of course).
What I want to know is what they intend to call this movie.
Here’s some ideas:
Oops…… I Vid It Again.
Oops…… I Did Him Again.
Britney Smears.
Britney Speared.
or maybe.......
The Sex Degrees Of Seperation.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Though if he could go for 4 hours, it might explain why the hell she married the most disgusting man on the planet
Comment by Joe Blogg
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He may be a lowlife but he's hardly Daryl Somers!
Comment by Chantal
"Bone me baby, one more time"
"I'm a Slave for U"
"Overprotected" (presuming he was after unwanted baby number 2)
or my favourite and probably most appropriate "Toxic"!
I wouldn't worry if I were her. She's been publicly humiliated more than most teen idols. I think a sex video would do more good than damage and if it means getting rid of him, so be it!
Comment by Adrienne
Celebrity Fox
Comment by Joe Blogg
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Chantal, what she really should do is let him release the vid & then remix it herself!