THE IBOTYAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 17th 2007 09:58
Well the IBOTYA season must be in full swing after the summer break coz some of the BIG GUNS have come out to play this week.
Spurred on by the previous week's MUFTI MADNESS all manner of cunning stunts took place.
Simone Warne declared her love for Shane.
The English cricket team actually won a game, admittedly only against New Zealand.
Jamie Durie and Channel 9 blitzed each other.
But all those achievements couldn't match this week's vote getters!
And in a WORLD FIRST joebloggsblog.net is proud to announce joint winners of the coveted 3 votes.
They are.......
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1 VOTE - MATTY NEWTON
It's not because the rising star that is Matty Newton is fronting the courts for allegedly getting a bit punchy with ex squeeze Brooke Satchwell.
Nup!
Matty earns a vote for being on Carols By Candlelight just a couple of weeks earlier.
There ain't nuffin like good old fashioned television family values.
Ray Martin even called him a mate!
2 VOTES - NOBLE PARK
Who doesn't love a good riot?
Apparently the police.
Whilst not quite Cronullaworthy it's still nice to see one of Melbourne's more unfashionable suburbs making the headlines.
Oddly enough there was a distinct lack of nobility and none of the cars appeared to be parked.
But it was the trashing of the local Blockbuster store that really clinched the deal.
Let's face it, who doesn't get angry when a new release DVD isn't on the shelves?
3 VOTES - DAMIR DOKIC
There is something quite heart-warming yet disturbing when a certified lunatic like Damir Dokic turns peacenik and calls for an end to all the tennis elbows between Croat and Serb fans.
A leapard may well never change it's spots but that doesn't mean a feral cat like Damir can't!
Clearly the bearded Dubble D is angling for the gig left vacant by Kofi Annan.
Sadly that spot has already been filled.
But that doesn't mean Damir's natural flair for international diplomacy shoudn't go unrewarded.
joebloggsblog.net isn't suggesting anything but you should watch your back Deputy Downer - there's a new sheriff in town!
3 VOTES - SAM KEKOVICH
MAAAAAAAAAGNIFICENT work from the great man, former Roos star and Magpie dud.
Finally some truth in advertising!
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THE IBOTYA LEADER BOARD
10 - The Mufti
7- Deputy Downer
5 - Damir Dokic
4 - Michael J. Fedelem
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson,
Natasha Lyonne, Warnie, Saddam Hussein, Sam Kekovich
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Kofi Annanymous
The Carlton Football Club, Jesus Christ, Roger Federer
Heath Black, Noble Park
1 - Leyton Hewitt, Matthew Newton
Spurred on by the previous week's MUFTI MADNESS all manner of cunning stunts took place.
Simone Warne declared her love for Shane.
The English cricket team actually won a game, admittedly only against New Zealand.
Jamie Durie and Channel 9 blitzed each other.
But all those achievements couldn't match this week's vote getters!
And in a WORLD FIRST joebloggsblog.net is proud to announce joint winners of the coveted 3 votes.
======================================
1 VOTE - MATTY NEWTON
* A lavish celebrity bash?
It's not because the rising star that is Matty Newton is fronting the courts for allegedly getting a bit punchy with ex squeeze Brooke Satchwell.
Nup!
Matty earns a vote for being on Carols By Candlelight just a couple of weeks earlier.
There ain't nuffin like good old fashioned television family values.
Ray Martin even called him a mate!
2 VOTES - NOBLE PARK
Who doesn't love a good riot?
Apparently the police.
Whilst not quite Cronullaworthy it's still nice to see one of Melbourne's more unfashionable suburbs making the headlines.
Oddly enough there was a distinct lack of nobility and none of the cars appeared to be parked.
But it was the trashing of the local Blockbuster store that really clinched the deal.
Let's face it, who doesn't get angry when a new release DVD isn't on the shelves?
3 VOTES - DAMIR DOKIC
* A bad case of tennis elbow
There is something quite heart-warming yet disturbing when a certified lunatic like Damir Dokic turns peacenik and calls for an end to all the tennis elbows between Croat and Serb fans.
A leapard may well never change it's spots but that doesn't mean a feral cat like Damir can't!
Clearly the bearded Dubble D is angling for the gig left vacant by Kofi Annan.
Sadly that spot has already been filled.
But that doesn't mean Damir's natural flair for international diplomacy shoudn't go unrewarded.
joebloggsblog.net isn't suggesting anything but you should watch your back Deputy Downer - there's a new sheriff in town!
3 VOTES - SAM KEKOVICH
* Lambasted?
MAAAAAAAAAGNIFICENT work from the great man, former Roos star and Magpie dud.
Finally some truth in advertising!
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THE IBOTYA LEADER BOARD
10 - The Mufti
7- Deputy Downer
5 - Damir Dokic
4 - Michael J. Fedelem
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson,
Natasha Lyonne, Warnie, Saddam Hussein, Sam Kekovich
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Kofi Annanymous
The Carlton Football Club, Jesus Christ, Roger Federer
Heath Black, Noble Park
1 - Leyton Hewitt, Matthew Newton
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Comment by DuskDevi
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Demure Jockitch gets my vote.
Hey Joe...how do you go?
Double D
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