THE IBOTYAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th 2007 10:39
Because the best things in life are free.
And so are the shit things!
Like the.....
IBOTYAs!!!
You'd think in week in which pretty much nuffin happened.....
- Well nobody got roped, doped or groped -
......we'd be struggling for nominees wouldn't you?
Well, you'd be wronger than a pork roll on a Jewish honeymoon.
They were literally falling over themselves like French soldiers trying to retreat.
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1 VOTE - LEYTON HEWITT
It must be Aussie Open time coz Leyton cracked the shits again.
Is it just me or does it seem that everybody except Bec hates him?
2 VOTES - HEATH BLACK
For getting sprung taking a slash outside a pub.
Poor old Heath, the Mag slugged him $205 for the act but wouldn't credit him with a 'clearance' stat.
3 VOTES - MICHAEL J FEDELEM
Who got suspended from his gig as Tigger at Florida's Disneyworld after he clocked a kid - Jerry Monaco.
OKAY!
We think Jerry Monaco is a pretty cool name.
That was until we found out that Jerry Monaco's dad is also named Jerry Monaco!
That's right.......
....he's Jerry Jnr.
Which makes him incredibly BASHWORTHY!!!
So we applaud Micky Fedelem.
If anybody deserves to be suspended it is Jerry Jnrs dad - BY HIS TESTICLES!!!!
We're not only giving Fedelem the 3 votes but we're giving him a bonus vote for services to the community.
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THE IBOTYA LEADER BOARD
7- Deputy Downer
4 - Michael J. Fedelem
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson,
Natasha Lyonne, Warnie, Saddam Hussein
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Damir Dokic, Kofi Annanymous
The Carlton Football Club, Jesus Christ, Roger Federer
Heath Black
1 - Leyton Hewitt
And so are the shit things!
Like the.....
IBOTYAs!!!
You'd think in week in which pretty much nuffin happened.....
- Well nobody got roped, doped or groped -
......we'd be struggling for nominees wouldn't you?
Well, you'd be wronger than a pork roll on a Jewish honeymoon.
They were literally falling over themselves like French soldiers trying to retreat.
=====================================
1 VOTE - LEYTON HEWITT
* Rectinol should fix it
Is it just me or does it seem that everybody except Bec hates him?
2 VOTES - HEATH BLACK
* Loves a tight angle
For getting sprung taking a slash outside a pub.
Poor old Heath, the Mag slugged him $205 for the act but wouldn't credit him with a 'clearance' stat.
3 VOTES - MICHAEL J FEDELEM
* Tigger happy or trigger happy?
Who got suspended from his gig as Tigger at Florida's Disneyworld after he clocked a kid - Jerry Monaco.
OKAY!
We think Jerry Monaco is a pretty cool name.
That was until we found out that Jerry Monaco's dad is also named Jerry Monaco!
That's right.......
....he's Jerry Jnr.
Which makes him incredibly BASHWORTHY!!!
So we applaud Micky Fedelem.
If anybody deserves to be suspended it is Jerry Jnrs dad - BY HIS TESTICLES!!!!
We're not only giving Fedelem the 3 votes but we're giving him a bonus vote for services to the community.
=====================================
THE IBOTYA LEADER BOARD
7- Deputy Downer
4 - Michael J. Fedelem
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson,
Natasha Lyonne, Warnie, Saddam Hussein
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Damir Dokic, Kofi Annanymous
The Carlton Football Club, Jesus Christ, Roger Federer
Heath Black
1 - Leyton Hewitt
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Comment by Bec Cartwright
I could watch you all day.
In fact I will.
So make them all 5 setters.
I want maximum exposure.
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