THE IBOTYAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 12th 2006 08:13
Okaaaaaaaay......
Given that an Orble induced meltdown wiped me clean yesdee like my underage towel boy Ramone. The management of joebloggsblog.net in conjunction with 'The Spirit Of Christmas Inc.' have decided, like the man with two bums, to have a second crack.
So without further ado...........
IT'S THE jbb.net IBOTYAS!!!!!!
Coming to you live from the spare room (aka 'the home office' if anybody from the tax department is reading) and proudly brought to you by our sponsors:
(Well, if we had any I'm pretty sure they'd be mighty proud right now)
But enough small talk.
The winners this week are..........
1 VOTE - ALEXANDER DOWNER
Is there anything more reassuring to a small island nation than some good old fashioned fatherly advice from a far wealthier, asset rich nation with both a stable and strong democracy?
Of course not.
Thank Gawd then for Deputy Downer, part time clairvoyant, part time Minister and full time kindly uncle to the World.
In an inspired moment this week Uncle Alex told the quadruple couped Fijians that a "passive protest" was the way to go when dealing with a military that just can't get it's head around the notion of democracy. Every country should have an Uncle Alex looking out for them.
Great work from Deputy Downer.
2 VOTES - KOFI ANNAN
The world's most powerless man finally grew the nads to take a swipe at US's 'War On Terrorism'.........as he was walking out the door.
Weak as piss Kofi!
Actually it's worse than that.
Weak as light beer!!
We can only hope that he is replaced by a hard man, a heavy hitter, a bar room brawler, somebody who is willing to butt heads on the world stage.
Somebody like Deputy Downer!
3 VOTES - JULIA GILLARD'S HAIR
joebloggsblog.net loves the fact that a hot milf is finally in the running for the job of this big brown land's second banana. (Yeah, yeah.....Jenny Macklin doesn't count!)
We love the fact that the media spent the entire week fussing over her follicles.
But nobody asked the BIG question - Does Julia's carpet match the curtains?
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So lets head straight to the tally room at Bloggs Central where we have a new leader......
4 - Deputy Downer
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Damir Dokic, Kofi Annanymous
Given that an Orble induced meltdown wiped me clean yesdee like my underage towel boy Ramone. The management of joebloggsblog.net in conjunction with 'The Spirit Of Christmas Inc.' have decided, like the man with two bums, to have a second crack.
So without further ado...........
IT'S THE jbb.net IBOTYAS!!!!!!
Coming to you live from the spare room (aka 'the home office' if anybody from the tax department is reading) and proudly brought to you by our sponsors:
(Well, if we had any I'm pretty sure they'd be mighty proud right now)
But enough small talk.
The winners this week are..........
1 VOTE - ALEXANDER DOWNER
* The Deputy gets caught whacking off on his fave porn site - www.browncardigans.com
Is there anything more reassuring to a small island nation than some good old fashioned fatherly advice from a far wealthier, asset rich nation with both a stable and strong democracy?
Of course not.
Thank Gawd then for Deputy Downer, part time clairvoyant, part time Minister and full time kindly uncle to the World.
In an inspired moment this week Uncle Alex told the quadruple couped Fijians that a "passive protest" was the way to go when dealing with a military that just can't get it's head around the notion of democracy. Every country should have an Uncle Alex looking out for them.
2 VOTES - KOFI ANNAN
* He came. He saw. He bought duty free
The world's most powerless man finally grew the nads to take a swipe at US's 'War On Terrorism'.........as he was walking out the door.
Weak as piss Kofi!
Actually it's worse than that.
Weak as light beer!!
We can only hope that he is replaced by a hard man, a heavy hitter, a bar room brawler, somebody who is willing to butt heads on the world stage.
Somebody like Deputy Downer!
3 VOTES - JULIA GILLARD'S HAIR
* The Killer Jules
joebloggsblog.net loves the fact that a hot milf is finally in the running for the job of this big brown land's second banana. (Yeah, yeah.....Jenny Macklin doesn't count!)
We love the fact that the media spent the entire week fussing over her follicles.
But nobody asked the BIG question - Does Julia's carpet match the curtains?
=============================================
So lets head straight to the tally room at Bloggs Central where we have a new leader......
4 - Deputy Downer
3 - Sophia Loren, Adam Watt, Julia Gillard's Hair, Naomi Robson
2 - Glenn Milne , Bono, Damir Dokic, Kofi Annanymous
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I wish that the Fijians would stage a coup and kidnap Alexander Downer and keep him in Fiji permanently so that they always have his wise and sage-like advice on hand.