TERRI: "MY STEVE IS HUNG LIKE A DONKEY VOTE!"
November 28th 2006 10:47
* First the polls and then the Poles?
Terri Bracks, charming wife of thrice elected Victorian Premier and suspected neo Nazi Steve Bracks, angrily hit back at accusations that the public is sick to death of her and her families stage crashing antics everytime hubby Steve wins an election.
A TERRI TOWELLING!
"Cheap gutter trash blogs like that sniping puss filled joebloggsblog.net can make like a masochistic turkey and go and stuff themselves!" yelled Terri grabbing her startled spouse in a headlock.
* He comes with the Terri-tory
"If it's good enough for that Joe Bloggs clown to get up on stage with strippers every Saturday night then it's good enough for me and my kids to jump up with Steve!" snarled Mrs Premier.
When she's not gate crashing Labor Party celebrations the hard working Terri runs self defence classes for needy men and women who crave their more successful partners spotlight.
"All the world is our stage. That's our motto," grumbled Terri "I teach them to grab it by the throat and wring it like Warney!"
Terri smiled when asked how she and Victoria's Head Honcho celebrated the big night.
"Steve has a very big cabinet" blushed Terri, "So after a show of hands we rotated the back bench and during a firey caucus we achieved consensus."
Meanwhile the man at the centre of the controversy, outspoken and uniquely handsome blogger Joe Bloggs was unavailable for comment.
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
You know why CRASIO is.
You have our vote you crazy bastard.
(this is a term of absolute endearment)
Double D
Comment by Mandy
Strippers hey?
Comment by Ragin Cajun
Observer's Post
Death By Myopia