SOPHIA SUFFERS IN SILENCE ON SOFA
November 20th 2006 19:27
ROME: Italy's leading neurosurgeon Dr. Enzo Happli revealed today that top sort and Italian celluloid septigenarian Sophia Loren has been taken off life support and allowed to go home following her shock 3 votes and early lead in the 2007 IBOTYAs.
"She is still heavily sedated and still in quite a lot of shock", said the one armed Dr. Happli, "But we are very happy with her recovery to date. What Sophia needs now is a lot of rest. She needs to just lay on the couch and watch a lot of crap daytime television. You know, like most women do."
Italy's most famous actress collapsed into a rapture induced coma after logging on to her favourite blog site joebloggsblog.net two days ago. The blog apparently rates the worlds movers and shakers with in a weekly 3,2,1 voting format.
"Ms. Loren was stunned when she saw she had earned 3 votes for her Pirelli phot shoot. She was just finishing her gnocchi when she hit the deck quicker than a young sailors' shorts in the Captain's cabin", said chain-smoking hotel maid Pina Potti.
"I tried to catch her but I still had half a Stuyvo going and a Malboro in my other hand", said Potti
Celebrity do-gooders the world over had rushed to Sophia's bedside during her ordea. It is believed Sir Elton John is rewriting the lyrics to his song Crocodile Rock as a tribute to the actress and Angelina Jolie and Madonna are locked in a bidding war for the right to adopt the screen godess.
A spokesperson for joebloggsbog.net refused to comment yesterday.
"She is still heavily sedated and still in quite a lot of shock", said the one armed Dr. Happli, "But we are very happy with her recovery to date. What Sophia needs now is a lot of rest. She needs to just lay on the couch and watch a lot of crap daytime television. You know, like most women do."
Italy's most famous actress collapsed into a rapture induced coma after logging on to her favourite blog site joebloggsblog.net two days ago. The blog apparently rates the worlds movers and shakers with in a weekly 3,2,1 voting format.
* The point of no return: Sophia double clicks into a coma
"Ms. Loren was stunned when she saw she had earned 3 votes for her Pirelli phot shoot. She was just finishing her gnocchi when she hit the deck quicker than a young sailors' shorts in the Captain's cabin", said chain-smoking hotel maid Pina Potti.
"I tried to catch her but I still had half a Stuyvo going and a Malboro in my other hand", said Potti
Celebrity do-gooders the world over had rushed to Sophia's bedside during her ordea. It is believed Sir Elton John is rewriting the lyrics to his song Crocodile Rock as a tribute to the actress and Angelina Jolie and Madonna are locked in a bidding war for the right to adopt the screen godess.
A spokesperson for joebloggsbog.net refused to comment yesterday.
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