"I WANT TO BE A WIGGLE!"
November 30th 2006 19:57
* Here to stay or way to go?
Speaking at a fully catered union organised rally against Prime Minister Howard's controversial Industrial Relations laws the roly poly Mr. Beazley wagged his giant sausage fingers at amazed onlookers, laughing and smiling insanely, claiming Howard's IR laws were a "Hot Potato, Hot Potato".
* "Toot, toot, chugga, chu.....hey there's a McDonalds!"
Allaying fears it would be a tight fit in The Big Red Car cuddly Kim was at pains to assure the Australian public that he had fresh new exciting policies in place to deal with issues such as this.
"We'll be putting in a bench seat," explained Kim "And I'll be wearing a yellow kaftan rather than a skivvy. Yellow is a very unforgiving colour."
As for working with children the porky politician laughed, "Well I am leader of the Labor Party!"
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