"THAT'S SHIEKH-HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!"
January 13th 2007 07:44
* "Two quotes. I shooda got 2 quotes!
Globe-trotting celebrity mufti, practical joker and staunch feminist, Sheikh Taj al-Din al-Hilali, fired a vicious broadside at Australian builders yesterday on his return to Melbourne yesterday.
The outburst followed the Mufti's discovery that builders had botched the building of his dream home, the Taj Mahilali, whilst he was away doing the Egyptian chat show circuit.
SHONKY!
"When I left everything was fine," said the irate Mufti, "We were up to the lock up stage and I was really looking forward to hopping in the spa and chilling out when I got back. The builder told me over the phone that everything was going to plan but he had the plans upside down!"
"I just wanted the Australian dream like all other true blue Aussies of owning my own home but that's all gone out the window.......or possibly the chimney...... it's kinda hard to tell." barked his Muftiness.
* The Taj Mahilali
"I should never have trusted a convict with such an important job" wailed his Sheikhiness.
WONKY!
"This isn't a hat I'm wearing. It's a fuggin bandage!! The toilet seat keeps bashing me in the head", the normally house proud controversial cleric explained at a hastily convened press conference.
DONKEY!
Duncan McCokkin, former bread thief and owner of Jailbird Builders P/L, was at a loss to explain what went wrong.
"We're all sheikhing our heads really."
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