A TRUE STORY............
December 4th 2006 07:27
* WHATS SARONG WITHA YOU? Don't you hate it when you turn op to a party and somebody else is wearing the same dress?
Australian Prime Minister, shit cricketer and eyebrow fanatic John Howard is over in the United States on one of his monthly visits to his gun toting bestest friend Georgie Bush,
Bushy, being the complete host and knowing what great sportsmen R-zees are suggests to The Man Of Steel that they go ride the slopes.
Initially the J-banger is wary, after the whole 'Children Overboard' affair he doesn't want to be a part of what sounds like some sick kinda rodeo.
But President Bush assures Giovanni that he is talking about skiing in Aspen and Howard agrees.
Later that day the two chums are on the ski lift when Howard looks down and sees what looks like yellow writing in the snow. Upon further inspection Australia's second longest serving Prime Minister realises it says:
JOHN HOWARD HAS HIS HEAD STUCK UP BUSH'S ARSE
Howard is furious and starts thumping the ski lift chair.
Fearing the chair might topple and the pair my plunge to their death Dubya calm's Howard down and gets his top CIA agents on to the case.
Half an hour later the CIA agent reports back with "some good news and some bad news".
"Tell me the good news! Tell me the good news!!" demands Howard.
"Well we've discovered the message was written in urine and our DNA test show the urine belongs to Peter Costello." says the operative his black Raybans gleaming in the afternoon sun.
"What's the bad news then?" askes John Winston Howard.
"The handwriting was Janette's!" gulps the agent.
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Comment by Lilla
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*cracked me up* ...again...
.. sorry nothing witty to add... it's perfect the way it is...
Lilla...
Comment by Joe Blogg
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It can't be strictly ballroom coz if that was the case every clown with a bagpipe would hugging their haggas.
Comment by mandy