MEET JOE BLOGGS
November 16th 2006 02:23
Joe Bloggs jogs, has two dogs &, despite his arrogant ambivalence towards the French (straight back at ya you surly cheese eating surrender monkeys!), quite likes frogs.
Joe Bloggs likes long walks in fogs, short walks in togs and long lazy bogs. Some might even say when he logs he hogs. But they’re just jealous trogs!
And now…………
JOE BLOGGS BLOGS!!
That’s right!
In what can only be described as an inspired decision Joe Bloggs has been invited to warble on Orble, to prattle with the pc cattle and to converse with the universe!
Come with Joe on a journey of self discovery.
Tour through the slums and mansions of downtown Bloggstopia.
Allow yourself to stop and smell his roses.
But most of all dare to care, share and despair with Joe Bloggs innermost feelings, darkest secrets and brightest ideas.
His world is your oyster.
And together we can kill Patrick! (I'll get Swayze you waste who you like just make sure it ain't Tera!)
Over the ensuing weeks Joe Bloggs will endeavor to titillate like a pair of second hand silicone implants, to point the finger when a finger needs to be pointed and to laugh last and therefore loudest.
Joe Bloggs will feature both regular and irregular formats designed not just to amuse but to massage your tired and weary grey matter.
It wont be long before Joe Bloggs will become like an old friend - the one who always borrows stuff and never returns it.
But be warned, unlike George Michael, Joe Bloggs is a straight shooter.
So don’t just tell your friends, tell your enemies too!
Joe Bloggs Blog – Not just a blog but a way of life!
But enough chat.
It’s time to play.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with blog……..
Joe Bloggs likes long walks in fogs, short walks in togs and long lazy bogs. Some might even say when he logs he hogs. But they’re just jealous trogs!
And now…………
JOE BLOGGS BLOGS!!
That’s right!
In what can only be described as an inspired decision Joe Bloggs has been invited to warble on Orble, to prattle with the pc cattle and to converse with the universe!
Come with Joe on a journey of self discovery.
Allow yourself to stop and smell his roses.
But most of all dare to care, share and despair with Joe Bloggs innermost feelings, darkest secrets and brightest ideas.
His world is your oyster.
And together we can kill Patrick! (I'll get Swayze you waste who you like just make sure it ain't Tera!)
Over the ensuing weeks Joe Bloggs will endeavor to titillate like a pair of second hand silicone implants, to point the finger when a finger needs to be pointed and to laugh last and therefore loudest.
Joe Bloggs will feature both regular and irregular formats designed not just to amuse but to massage your tired and weary grey matter.
It wont be long before Joe Bloggs will become like an old friend - the one who always borrows stuff and never returns it.
But be warned, unlike George Michael, Joe Bloggs is a straight shooter.
So don’t just tell your friends, tell your enemies too!
Joe Bloggs Blog – Not just a blog but a way of life!
But enough chat.
It’s time to play.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with blog……..
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Comment by Lilla
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I look forward to an interesting Romp through Orbleland with you...I like your energy...ooh and that love of words... check out Rucks and Rolls... our Dusk Devi is good at pulling a fast quip or two...
Cheers
Lilla...
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Good luck
Comment by Adrian
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What's wrong with French people? As if French chicks aren't hot.
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Imagine handling other peoples French letters all day.
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So this is how I was recruited...
(thank you for the compliment Lovely Lilla)
So...not-your-average Joe...when are you going to 'show' yourself...or at least the essence of yourself?
Ohhhh mannnn...that is so ripe for twisting...
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Who'd a thunk they would put a primary school so close to a pet shop?
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Now I've found your blog, I'll be sure to visit again.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
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