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BRITNEY SPEARS - LOOSE IF HER

March 5th 2007 21:43
* Jesus never looked this good!

A British newspaper is claiming Britney Spears has tried to hang herself with a sheet, scrawled the number 666 across her now naked skull and claimed to be the Antichrist since entering the Promises Rehabilitation clinic in Malibu.


The dubious claims from The News of the World quote an unnamed friend as saying "she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!'

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake! I'm a fake!'."

The paper also quotes another "pal" as saying her recent bizarre behaviour has been caused by excessive use of crystal methamphetamine.

It claims the pop star had earlier threatened to overdose on paracetamol if her estranged husband Kevin Federline was granted custody of their two children.
* Flat out like the devil drinking but cracks are starting to appear

"Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol and shouted, 'I'm gonna do this, this is it! I'm through with the whole f***ing circus'."


Ironically, it is K-Fed who is helping the singer through her issues.

"Kevin has been a real tower of strength for her and she has finally decided to give their marriage another shot," said a source "close to Britney".
* Her work clothes?

In fact, if you believe everything you read, the two are "hoping" for another child to solidify their pending reconciliation.

Either way it has been a wonderful journey.
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Comment by katyzzz

March 5th 2007 22:12
Joe,

Whatever spin you put on it, and you couldn't get a bigger wowser than me, now, could you?, Britney is a very sick young woman, she deserves compassion.

Mental illness is a serious issue, would you laugh at someone with a physical illness?

Nevertheless, I'm sure your pictures will appeal to many, and your blog was interesting and amusing, just a little misdirected this time I think, but no more nor less than anybody else's.

Do you think Orble is sexist? I do.

katyzzz

Comment by Kleonaptra

March 5th 2007 22:34
Like you, I dont believe everything I read. Britney could be anywhere, resting comfortably, sipping coffee, saying "what bullocks!"
If it is true, Id love to have a chat with her. I clawed my way back from a similar sort of darkness, guess what sweetie, we're all fakes! I still remember that first video clip, the vibrant energy, the amazing tumbles that strangely disappeared. The zest for life. The world (and over protective mothers) seem hell bent on squeezing it out of those of us who are full of it.
Wouldnt it be nice to hear the truth about Ange, Brit and all the rest, even if it wasnt half as interesting? I love how itsalways "a friend of a friend" or something.
Loved the heading. Very clever.

Comment by Joe Blogg

March 6th 2007 01:01
K-bomerzzzz,
Why do you assume that I, personally, have no compassion for Britters?
Mental health is a serious matter.
So is the wholesale slaughter of innocent civilians in Sierra Leone.
I wonder if they have filthy rich, spoilt, drug addled celebrities with mental health problems there.
I wonder if the poor schleps getting car bombed on their way to work in downtown Baghdad feel for Britters.

As for sexism, we femenists SHOULD be cheering Britters on for, by allegedly declaring herself the Anti-Christ (which akso assumes there is a Christ to begin with), she has pushed through the glass ceiling of Satanism.
Bravo I sez.

As for Orble being sexist I wouldn't have a clue. I don't have the time to surf other blogs.
So you will have to explain that one to me.

You are right about my blog though, it WAS interesting.
It's now a shadow of its former glory and is basically crap.


Comment by Cibbuano

March 6th 2007 01:36
I suspected crystal meth a while ago... her behaviour was so erratic and bizarre that it fit the profile...

Comment by KylieW

March 7th 2007 05:45
I was also betting it was going to be crystal meth.

I especially like that while Britney has supposedly been ingesting her body weight in crystal meth.....she was going to overdose on Tylenol.

Mental illness or not, she's just not very smart.............


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