LESS IS MO
December 14th 2006 00:46
* joebloggsblog.net gets more questions, suggestions and requests flung our way than women's undies at a Tom Jones concert. By far the most asked question is will the once iconic moustache ever return to it's former glory. We think YES!! So we decided to investigate and put our crack team on the job.
If everything old is new again (also known as Madonna has a new CD out) then surely the much awaited return of the humble moustache is just around the corner if not actually there, visible, bristling with macho godliness on the horizon.
Let’s face it, the FBG or Full Blown Goatee, like James Blunt’s soppy lyrics, has been relegated to ‘a thing of the past’. Unless of course your ‘thing’ is drinking cheap bourbon and cola from a can, driving a car still in primer and thinking trackie dacks are a universal fashion garment suitable for all occasions. The FBG still reigns supreme here like crap popcorn at a cinema.
The FBG was of course replaced by the LLHM or Lower Lip Hitler Mo.
It comes in two varieties:
1. The standard LLHM which is basically a one centimetre by one centimetre fuzzy growth eminating from below the lower lip in a central location.
and
2. Accompanied by the FCC or Furry Chin Chisel which is basically a closely cropped bottom of a goatee.
Together the LLHM and FCC have provided men with a more modern facial follicle facade as a viable alternative to the traditional clean shave for the past few years.
But joebloggsblog.net asks is it time to move on again?
Is it time to return to the more traditional family values of a good honest mo? (and we are not talking lawns either!)
If it was good enough for seventies porno films it is surely good enough for the average man in the street!
All it needs to get the ball rolling quicker than loud shirts at a bowling alley is a role model. A spokesman if you like. A walking advertisement. Somebody males the world over look up to and respect as the quintessential epitome of male virility.
That is why I believe it is up to Borat to make a splash and rehash the tash!
* Our crack team get on their bikes & do some work
Let’s face it, the FBG or Full Blown Goatee, like James Blunt’s soppy lyrics, has been relegated to ‘a thing of the past’. Unless of course your ‘thing’ is drinking cheap bourbon and cola from a can, driving a car still in primer and thinking trackie dacks are a universal fashion garment suitable for all occasions. The FBG still reigns supreme here like crap popcorn at a cinema.
The FBG was of course replaced by the LLHM or Lower Lip Hitler Mo.
It comes in two varieties:
1. The standard LLHM which is basically a one centimetre by one centimetre fuzzy growth eminating from below the lower lip in a central location.
* He's got a car also!
and
2. Accompanied by the FCC or Furry Chin Chisel which is basically a closely cropped bottom of a goatee.
Together the LLHM and FCC have provided men with a more modern facial follicle facade as a viable alternative to the traditional clean shave for the past few years.
But joebloggsblog.net asks is it time to move on again?
Is it time to return to the more traditional family values of a good honest mo? (and we are not talking lawns either!)
If it was good enough for seventies porno films it is surely good enough for the average man in the street!
* Fur he's a jolly good fellow!
All it needs to get the ball rolling quicker than loud shirts at a bowling alley is a role model. A spokesman if you like. A walking advertisement. Somebody males the world over look up to and respect as the quintessential epitome of male virility.
That is why I believe it is up to Borat to make a splash and rehash the tash!
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Comment by JoshZ
my hirsute adornments are precious to me. They are a statement. They say "look at me! I have a beard!"
JZ
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...the horrible thing about Shaggy Mo-Nol is that Australia voted him off... he lost... that's it ...go home - strike three! But, like a moving goatee... since Mr. Mo-Nol became an official looser, he's been everywhere like a beard, wherever you look or listen...often in that shiney car too *lol* Problem is, JB, the guy that won.. Sab-beasty-NoMo flew away with the angels.. and we've never see or heard of him since...
I don't get Mo-fashion at all...?
Comment by Joe Blogg
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He might have a head like soggy broccoli but the nice Guy has a current Top 10 hit on his hands.
As opposed to George Michael who got arrested the last time he had a hit on his hands!
Comment by Joe Blogg
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If you are puzzled by male facial fuzz I assure you many males are just as puzzled by some of the shaving habits of women.
In particular those who chose to leave a little cabbage patch above their front bottom.
Whilst I'm sure those who partake in this shaving ritual might think it looks cute most men spare little or no thought to pubic art. We're just as happy to park on a driveway or a nature strip. Just finding a parking spot is all we're worried about.