SUPER TED ADMITS TO FBM LINKS!
December 14th 2006 00:12
The Victorian Liberal Party swung into damage control last night following leader, the mega rich and chisel chinned, Super Ted Baillieu's confirmation of links to the notorious FBM secret society.
SHOCKING!!
In fact some insiders say Super Ted's links may go back as far as 30 plus years!!!
Not much is known about the FBM - Free Balling Masons - or how one joins their closed circle other than tradition requires members to greet new members with their old members.
"That's right, we like to nude up at our weekly meetings. I'm a full member," boasted one FBM regular and confidante to Super Ted who wished to remain nameless.
But it was the release of this photo of Super Ted super naked on a super secluded beach that started tongues wagging.
It is believed the man in front of Super Ted is none other than High Court judge Hugh Jwilly. Whilst the tail-gunner is believed to be a senior union official in what many are calling a raw power sandwich.
"These political spit-roasts are common place", confirmed one FBM underling.
Although not much is known about the FBM we do know that when they get their kits off the real movers and shakers come to the fore.
SILENCE!
But it seems getting an information about the FBM is harder than it seems with many suspected FBM members refusing to talk.
At the time of this article going to air Super Ted was keeping a lid on it to prevent further leaks and was unavaible for comment.
joebloggsblog.net asks is this a political cover-up or just a case of naked ambition?
SHOCKING!!
In fact some insiders say Super Ted's links may go back as far as 30 plus years!!!
Not much is known about the FBM - Free Balling Masons - or how one joins their closed circle other than tradition requires members to greet new members with their old members.
"That's right, we like to nude up at our weekly meetings. I'm a full member," boasted one FBM regular and confidante to Super Ted who wished to remain nameless.
But it was the release of this photo of Super Ted super naked on a super secluded beach that started tongues wagging.
* A well oiled machine?
It is believed the man in front of Super Ted is none other than High Court judge Hugh Jwilly. Whilst the tail-gunner is believed to be a senior union official in what many are calling a raw power sandwich.
"These political spit-roasts are common place", confirmed one FBM underling.
Although not much is known about the FBM we do know that when they get their kits off the real movers and shakers come to the fore.
SILENCE!
But it seems getting an information about the FBM is harder than it seems with many suspected FBM members refusing to talk.
* Was Lennon an FBM member?
At the time of this article going to air Super Ted was keeping a lid on it to prevent further leaks and was unavaible for comment.
joebloggsblog.net asks is this a political cover-up or just a case of naked ambition?
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