SOPHIA LOREN COLLAPSES IN ROME HOTEL
November 18th 2006 12:04
Iconic Italian 50's screen siren and quality MILF Sophia Loren collapsed in a Rome hotel today after learning she had scored 3 votes in the glamourous 2007 Bloggstopper Awards or as it is more more famously known the IBOTYAs.
Sources close to the sexy star say the 72 year old femme fatale, who had just completed a photo shoot for the upcoming Pirelli calendar, was finishing off a bowl of gnocchi when she logged on to her favourite website joebloggsblog.net She was so overcome by the news that she had trumped both Bono and Alexander Downer for the coveted 3 votes that she went down quicker than you can say Ciccolina spilling chinotto and olive oil everywhere.
"Uno momento she is standing up, next momento she is hitting the ground like a bag of cacca", a close friend of Loren said.
She was rushed to hospital where a Loren spokesperson said she is reportedly being heavily sedated but making good progress and snoring in Italian.
"The Bloggstopper Award is bigger than Kirstie Alley's arse so of course Sophia was overwhelmed." the spokesperson said.
Sources close to the sexy star say the 72 year old femme fatale, who had just completed a photo shoot for the upcoming Pirelli calendar, was finishing off a bowl of gnocchi when she logged on to her favourite website joebloggsblog.net She was so overcome by the news that she had trumped both Bono and Alexander Downer for the coveted 3 votes that she went down quicker than you can say Ciccolina spilling chinotto and olive oil everywhere.
* Sophia logs on and then logs out!
"Uno momento she is standing up, next momento she is hitting the ground like a bag of cacca", a close friend of Loren said.
She was rushed to hospital where a Loren spokesperson said she is reportedly being heavily sedated but making good progress and snoring in Italian.
"The Bloggstopper Award is bigger than Kirstie Alley's arse so of course Sophia was overwhelmed." the spokesperson said.
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