PANDEMONIUM AS PANDA PINCHES POPE-MOBILE!!
February 1st 2007 23:50
* He's not wearing a seat belt either!
'Papal Panic' is how police described the reaction to news that Pope Benny the Whatever's most prized possession - the Pope-Mobile - had been pinched under papal noses by Rolf the recalcitrant panda and reluctant Mick.
"It'sa justa shocking!" bellowed chief mechanic Mario Spannerotto of Vatican City Motors.
"I justa fitta some bigga arse subba woofers so Benny can pumpa outta some phat arse bass. I turna my back for uno momento and ..... POOF!! ..... izza gone!" cried Mario, his greasy but blessed hands waving madly like John Howard at the airport.
HONK HONK!!
It is believed the runaway Rolf snuck into Mario's garage cunningly disguised as a stuffed toy. Only this time, in a Rome reversal, it was the earmarked alter boy panda who did the snatching and grabbing.
Rolf was last seen heading west at high speed.
* Arsehole o' mio?
"If we don't nip this in the bud now", said Bracks,"What's to stop the animal kingdom banding together and forming some sort of super human hoon army?"
* One owner, low miles, no rust, $3,500 ono
Although the Pontiff is devestated by the sickening turn of events he put on a brave face taking to the streets in his spare car in an attempt to calm a nation visibly on the brink of self destruction in what many are now calling Pandagate.
BEEP BEEP!!
Whilst Benny is remaining tight lipped it is believed the Security Sisters are working around the clock to try and track down the renegade Rolf and return the Pope-Mobile to it's rightful owner.
TOOT TOOT!!
Whilst the Management of joebloggsblog.net does not endorse the notion of forcing organised religion upon all animals (orangutans could do with a bit of spirituality although!) we think we speak for all Bloggaholics in saying that we can only pray for a happy ending.
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