FEVOLA DENIES AFFAIR WITH PRINGLES
December 14th 2006 22:27
Australian Rules Football goal kicking machine and Paddy Puncher, Brendan Fevola, yesterday angrily denied having an affair with lotsa Pringles.
"It's the first I've heard of it", claimed the 25 year old mega-chinned Carlton star. "I'm a Samboy man. Always was and always will be."
But as this picture clearly shows a probably drunk Fevola is seen leaving the field during another Carlton thrashing by arch rival Collingwood.
What shocked onlookers though was when an obviously tired and emotional Fevola, bored by Carlton's lack of forward action, began stuffing his face with potato chips. In what some described as a self mutilating cry out for help Fevola missed his mouth and sliced open his forehead with the errant crisp forcing him to leave the field under the AFL's blood rule.
But eminent joebloggsblog.net medico and forensic scientist Dr. Bloggs believes this is proof of the wayward Coleman Medallist's sordid love affair with Pringles.
"It is such a clean cut it couldn't possibly have been made by a Samboy chip as they are crinkle cut and far too salty", explained Dr. Bloggs, "Such a deliciously clean gash could only belong to a Pringle."
Fevola, who is believed to be in hiding in this house in Lara, a town just outside of Geelong, refused to comment further when confronted with these startling scientific facts stating it was "A private matter".
But a quick trip to the quiet town's one and only supermarket laid bare the shocking truth for all to see - the potato chip shelves were completely empty! As we all suspect Brendan Fevola has been eating Lara's Pringles every chance he gets!!
"It's the first I've heard of it", claimed the 25 year old mega-chinned Carlton star. "I'm a Samboy man. Always was and always will be."
But as this picture clearly shows a probably drunk Fevola is seen leaving the field during another Carlton thrashing by arch rival Collingwood.
* Crunch time for Fevola?
But eminent joebloggsblog.net medico and forensic scientist Dr. Bloggs believes this is proof of the wayward Coleman Medallist's sordid love affair with Pringles.
"It is such a clean cut it couldn't possibly have been made by a Samboy chip as they are crinkle cut and far too salty", explained Dr. Bloggs, "Such a deliciously clean gash could only belong to a Pringle."
* The Love Shack?
But a quick trip to the quiet town's one and only supermarket laid bare the shocking truth for all to see - the potato chip shelves were completely empty! As we all suspect Brendan Fevola has been eating Lara's Pringles every chance he gets!!
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Comment by Anonymous
Yes its true, and the guy who beat him up was an Irish boxing lightweigh champ.
Go figure, an AFL player tries an international sport and can't handle the pressure and snaps, typical!!
As for bingle, well if the storys are true just imagine how easy she must be to have been with a moonfaced criminal wannabe!