TODAY TONIGHT TOMORROW THE WORLD
November 19th 2006 19:22
Hello, I’m Naomi Bloggson and welcome to Today Tonight Tomorrow The World.
Arse cheeks. We ask are they all they’re cracked up to be.
And Sophia yet so far away. We’ll update you on Sophia Loren’s mercy dash to hospital and the one armed Doctor who is trying to save her. We also track down the man behind the blog that sent Sophia into her rapture induced coma - stud or dud? Our footage will shock you.
But first……….Celebrities.
We ask the question is Australia running out of them?
An alarming number of people think it is.
”With Steve Irwin and Brocky gone and the great Graham Kennedy, who’s left? Who’s coming through to replace them?” asks celebrity watcher and postman Eric Finkle.
”You can’t count Millsy from Aussie Idol. His career is as good as dead! And now Belinda Emmett has left us!” says Finkle.
Finkle also feels let down by a bunch of what he describes as "underachieving" celebrities, "Two words - Greg Evans. Greg really disappointed me you know. He had the world at his feet but tripped over it. He could have been anything. He could've been a contender. And don't get me started on Tony Barber!"
Niddrie mechanic and celebrity gossip blogger Wayne Cronk agrees, “ I just use American goss these days. The local celebs have become a bit thin on the ground lately. You only have to look at shows like Dancing With The Stars or Dancing On Ice to realize just how bad the situation is. It’s the whole Big Brother here today gone tomorrow generation that has done it. Heaven help us when Bert Newton finally snuffs it!”
But it appears the local celebrities are fighting back.
D-grade celeb and television graveyard shift worker Hotdogs disagrees, “If people just gave me a chance I could be the next Daryl Somers”, he said ,”Or better still, Richard Wilkins.”
Mmmmmmmmm. The question is, will somebody give him that chance. Or will Eddie McGuire live forever?
Arse cheeks. We ask are they all they’re cracked up to be.
And Sophia yet so far away. We’ll update you on Sophia Loren’s mercy dash to hospital and the one armed Doctor who is trying to save her. We also track down the man behind the blog that sent Sophia into her rapture induced coma - stud or dud? Our footage will shock you.
But first……….Celebrities.
We ask the question is Australia running out of them?
An alarming number of people think it is.
”With Steve Irwin and Brocky gone and the great Graham Kennedy, who’s left? Who’s coming through to replace them?” asks celebrity watcher and postman Eric Finkle.
”You can’t count Millsy from Aussie Idol. His career is as good as dead! And now Belinda Emmett has left us!” says Finkle.
Finkle also feels let down by a bunch of what he describes as "underachieving" celebrities, "Two words - Greg Evans. Greg really disappointed me you know. He had the world at his feet but tripped over it. He could have been anything. He could've been a contender. And don't get me started on Tony Barber!"
* Thank God Humphrey Bear didn't cark it. Imagine that on her shoulder!
Niddrie mechanic and celebrity gossip blogger Wayne Cronk agrees, “ I just use American goss these days. The local celebs have become a bit thin on the ground lately. You only have to look at shows like Dancing With The Stars or Dancing On Ice to realize just how bad the situation is. It’s the whole Big Brother here today gone tomorrow generation that has done it. Heaven help us when Bert Newton finally snuffs it!”
But it appears the local celebrities are fighting back.
D-grade celeb and television graveyard shift worker Hotdogs disagrees, “If people just gave me a chance I could be the next Daryl Somers”, he said ,”Or better still, Richard Wilkins.”
Mmmmmmmmm. The question is, will somebody give him that chance. Or will Eddie McGuire live forever?
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I thought you'd like a visit, do have a look at my youTube, under Ms Paint Art, I think you'll like it.
As regards celebs, and Aussie, well, how about me?
Good to see your cheeky face. You're one of those 'no nose' family I see, great party lovers.
c u soon,
katyzzz
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This is a family blog!
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Glad to see another satirist, especially to be getting stuck into Naomi Robson, you should check out the YouTube video of her outcuts. A very good laugh.
Well done on the post
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Yeah the YouTube vid is pretty funny but I'm on Robbo's side. That vid shows she has a sense of humour & knows she hosts half an hour of crap five days a week.
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If Bert snuffs it they could always bring back his old partner... what's his name... the lanky yank?
gosh, you're right... that's about it... can we get the wog-boy back...perhaps... what's he look like these days... has he had botox yet...? At least he knows how to dress...*hillarious*
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no thanks, i'd rather bring ernie sigley back