BLOGGS DENIES ORBLE RIFT
December 11th 2006 07:14
International blogstar, handsome brute and blue heaven milkshake enthusiast Joe Bloggs yesterday scoffed at rumours he and Orble management had fallen out over Orble's continual 'downtime' due to technical upgrades.
"Fall out? It's not Chernobyl mate!" laughed a buff and tanned Bloggs before lunching at an exclusive seaside eatery.
"I barrack for Collingwood and was in love with a nun........I know what false hope and continual disappointment are." quipped the one hundred and thirteenth most powerful man in blogging.
Bloggs, whose multi media empire includes the mildly amusing joebloggsblog.net is believed to have gone bananas at Orble staff after repeatedly trying to post a new article on the weekend only to be continually let down by Orble's technical glitches.
EXPLOSIVE!
Rumours spread like Vegemite on toast that Bloggs had had a very heated and public slanging match with Orble staff following the alleged crashes to the Orble networking system.
Fellow blogger and former exotic dancer, Lilla, said she heard high pitched yelling and then a crash before seeing a steamed up Bloggs leaving Orble Towers.
"There was lots of banging, grunting and screaming", she said, "It sounded just like a really good porno movie! Then Bloggs stormed out of the office........very handsomely I might add."
FLASHPOINT!
Blog diva Dusk Devi also witnessed the frank exchange of 'opinions'.
"I don't know what went on in that room but seeing Joe stride out, his latex pants hiding nothing and glistening in the artificial light just took my breath away quicker than a packet of Winnie Reds!" pouted Double D tugging at her knee length socks and adjusting her pinafore, "He was wearing a string singlet and catching a glimpse of nipple made my heart skip a beat like a gay policeman!"
But not all bloggers were impressed by Bloggs' behaviour. Resident lunatic and arbitor of internet honesty Homer Joyce labelled Bloggs a "slimy selfish two faced attention seeker."
STAND OFF!
Whilst it is still unclear exactly what went on behind closed Orble doors one thing is certain, the Orble team aren't letting on.
Said the head of HR at Orble Inc, Jasmine Sweetpea, "Who is Joe Bloggs?"
* Orble Towers?
"Fall out? It's not Chernobyl mate!" laughed a buff and tanned Bloggs before lunching at an exclusive seaside eatery.
"I barrack for Collingwood and was in love with a nun........I know what false hope and continual disappointment are." quipped the one hundred and thirteenth most powerful man in blogging.
* Who can afford to go bananas at their price these days?
Bloggs, whose multi media empire includes the mildly amusing joebloggsblog.net is believed to have gone bananas at Orble staff after repeatedly trying to post a new article on the weekend only to be continually let down by Orble's technical glitches.
EXPLOSIVE!
Rumours spread like Vegemite on toast that Bloggs had had a very heated and public slanging match with Orble staff following the alleged crashes to the Orble networking system.
Fellow blogger and former exotic dancer, Lilla, said she heard high pitched yelling and then a crash before seeing a steamed up Bloggs leaving Orble Towers.
"There was lots of banging, grunting and screaming", she said, "It sounded just like a really good porno movie! Then Bloggs stormed out of the office........very handsomely I might add."
FLASHPOINT!
Blog diva Dusk Devi also witnessed the frank exchange of 'opinions'.
"I don't know what went on in that room but seeing Joe stride out, his latex pants hiding nothing and glistening in the artificial light just took my breath away quicker than a packet of Winnie Reds!" pouted Double D tugging at her knee length socks and adjusting her pinafore, "He was wearing a string singlet and catching a glimpse of nipple made my heart skip a beat like a gay policeman!"
But not all bloggers were impressed by Bloggs' behaviour. Resident lunatic and arbitor of internet honesty Homer Joyce labelled Bloggs a "slimy selfish two faced attention seeker."
STAND OFF!
Whilst it is still unclear exactly what went on behind closed Orble doors one thing is certain, the Orble team aren't letting on.
Said the head of HR at Orble Inc, Jasmine Sweetpea, "Who is Joe Bloggs?"
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Comment by DuskDevi
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Those latex pants...that buff butt...oh...it's all too much...
Double D done for
Comment by JoshZ
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great work.
JZ
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Comment by Lilla
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I'm too busy laughing my exotic head off!!
*blushing loudly*
bravo!
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Love the post
Comment by Andrea
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Very funny, Joe Blogg, very funny.
A.H.
Comment by Norm
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"Nice post!", she cried waving her wooden one.
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But I suspect my boyfriend might be.
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Comment by Hope
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Comment by Lily
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.........mmm bananas..and blue heaven milkshakes..
~Lily
Comment by Joe Blogg
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I took the happy snap as I was storming out of said building on my phone/camera.
Unfortunately there was a public swimming pool near by & I was wrongfully charged for ......................
Anyhoo, to cut a short story long, the police thankfully used phone books so there is no bruising & they left my head area alone.
Afterwards we all had a beer & a laugh.
Comment by Joe Blogg
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You can look but don't touch mate.
Comment by Cibbuano
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Saucy!
Comment by Joe Blogg
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But I must say Myrtle certainly did trump me.
Comment by Cibbuano
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Bwa ha ha!
Myrtle!
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Too funny...
Especially the bit about Dusk Devi!!!
(Hee,hee,hee...hee,hee,hee)
K.L.
Comment by DuskDevi
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Comment by K.L. Almeroth
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Oh, Golden Dusk...
The images this is conjuring up...
I'm falling off my seat..
It's all too much for me..
xoox
K.L.