IBOTYA!
November 17th 2006 20:02
Gentlies and Ladymen……..
(insert crowd noise and slow drum beat here)
Welcome to the MAIN EVENT!
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Insert favourite inspirational music here)
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That’s right!
The votes are in.
The dye has been cast.
The tally room is a buzz.
As the slack jawed folk of Bloggs Central await the results the even slacker jawed pundits monitoring the count report fortunes swinging more than Tarzan at a wife swapping party.
But enough pitter-patter.
It’s time to announce this week’s winners in…..
THE JOE BLOGGS 2007 INTERNATIONAL BLOGGSTOPPER OF THE YEAR AWARD
1 VOTE – ALEXANDER DOWNER
* A truly remarkable man for all the wrong reasons. But this week’s cherubic grin and cheeky straight bat to a question about the Vietnam government's treatment of street people was definitely vote worthy. Ya gotta love him!
Mind you, the way the Orstrayan media report things is quite funny. When they clear out and shut down part of Melbourne's CBD for the G20 summit it's common sense. The Vietnamese do the same thing for their own gabfest and it is somehow sinister! It's enough to make you wanna bok choy.
I'm tipping there ain't no homeless people hanging around the Hyatt Hotel this weekend.......well apart from Kevin Federline maybe.
2 VOTES – BONO
* Let’s face it, who doesn’t like Bono?
He’s pretty much a sensible bloke with a sensible message.
Everything about the man is sensible except for those silly red sunnies. But we forgive him that one vanity if only for the sheer beauty of Miss Sarajevo.
However that alone isn’t enough to get him across the line. No sirEEEEE!!!!
We ain’t runnin’ a charity here!
Bono scores votes for getting’ up on stage with Kylie and beltin’ out a number!
Nice work that.
But this week’s big winner and early leader in the JB2007IBOTYA is……………
3 VOTES – SOPHIA LOREN!
* Yeah I know the photo’s have been more touched up than a Catholic choirboy but that aint’t the point. Doing the raunchy (their words not mine) photo shoot at 72 takes more guts than Kim Beazley’s waistband.
MILF!
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* * PLEASE NOTE: The IBOTYA judges are still debating whether “THE MUFTI” should be awarded a special posthumous 5 Votes for services to the community.
For some reason the voting panel at Bloggs Central which features 2 men and 2 women are split 50/50! Who’d a thunk it?!
(insert crowd noise and slow drum beat here)
Welcome to the MAIN EVENT!
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Insert favourite inspirational music here)
==============================================
That’s right!
The votes are in.
The dye has been cast.
The tally room is a buzz.
As the slack jawed folk of Bloggs Central await the results the even slacker jawed pundits monitoring the count report fortunes swinging more than Tarzan at a wife swapping party.
But enough pitter-patter.
THE JOE BLOGGS 2007 INTERNATIONAL BLOGGSTOPPER OF THE YEAR AWARD
1 VOTE – ALEXANDER DOWNER
* Alex wanted to see her melons but all she had were apples
* A truly remarkable man for all the wrong reasons. But this week’s cherubic grin and cheeky straight bat to a question about the Vietnam government's treatment of street people was definitely vote worthy. Ya gotta love him!
Mind you, the way the Orstrayan media report things is quite funny. When they clear out and shut down part of Melbourne's CBD for the G20 summit it's common sense. The Vietnamese do the same thing for their own gabfest and it is somehow sinister! It's enough to make you wanna bok choy.
2 VOTES – BONO
* Let’s face it, who doesn’t like Bono?
He’s pretty much a sensible bloke with a sensible message.
Everything about the man is sensible except for those silly red sunnies. But we forgive him that one vanity if only for the sheer beauty of Miss Sarajevo.
However that alone isn’t enough to get him across the line. No sirEEEEE!!!!
We ain’t runnin’ a charity here!
Bono scores votes for getting’ up on stage with Kylie and beltin’ out a number!
Nice work that.
But this week’s big winner and early leader in the JB2007IBOTYA is……………
3 VOTES – SOPHIA LOREN!
* Yeah I know the photo’s have been more touched up than a Catholic choirboy but that aint’t the point. Doing the raunchy (their words not mine) photo shoot at 72 takes more guts than Kim Beazley’s waistband.
MILF!
==============================================
* * PLEASE NOTE: The IBOTYA judges are still debating whether “THE MUFTI” should be awarded a special posthumous 5 Votes for services to the community.
For some reason the voting panel at Bloggs Central which features 2 men and 2 women are split 50/50! Who’d a thunk it?!
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downer is funny