THE BASHWORTHY BLOGGSROLL (PART 2)
December 21st 2006 23:09
Okay kiddywinks,
What have we learnt thus far?
That's right.
All disputes should be resolved with words.
And violence provides the punctuation.
And of course good punctuation is vitally important.
So, now that were all up to speed like Winona Ryder on a shopping trip.......
Here for your edification is Part 2 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* Ray Martin
* The people on those Bunnings ads - If you ever wanted to know what happens to the dweebs from McDonald's ads when they become fat and fugly, this it. They give 'em a red shirt and green apron and store them in large wharehouses. WHACK!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* People who run take away food shops and greasy spoons and charge 5 cents extra for sauce - If anyfink is Un-Orstrayan this is! Put the price of yer food up and leave the dead horse alone you mungs! ........................WHACK!!!!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Bec Cartwright (aka Mrs Hewitt) - get ready for anuvva summer of seeing this talentless actress minging Lleyton's limelight in the stands. WHACK!!!! Advantage server.
* Ray Martin
* Mel Gibson - no, not for getting rat arsed, drink driving and the verbal. For Mad Max 3! What were you thinkin' Mel? w....w...'hic'...wwwwhack!
* Ray Martin
* Pandas - they must be the most over-rated animal in the freakin world. Everybody loves them! But go to any zoo and what do you see? Nuffin! They just sit on their arse all day. If I wanna see fury fat creatures doing nuffin all day I'd carry a picture of my knob in my wallet! WHACK!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Jehovas Witnesses - I know a bloke with mob connections whose killed dozens of them. I'd lag him in but I don't want to spend the rest of my life in the Jehovas Witness Protection programme. But they deserve to be whacked. So WHACK!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* All TV weather people (except Livvy Nixon, she can do no wrong) - What a bunch of Cold Fronts they are!
Tell us the high and low temperature at the start of your routine and leave the shattalite photograph for the train-spotting nerds. WHACK!!!!......with a strong southerly!
* Ray Martin
* Goths - You wont find a bigger bunch of pricks at a needle exchange. They are bigger sheep than the rest of society poncing around in their back 'uniforms'. You look like farkin ijjits!!! WHACK!!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Beetroot - Yeah I know it's a vegetable but so is Richard Wilkins and he deserves a good bashing. Beetroot is the only vegetable to have the audacity to try and change the colour of your bread on a salad sandwich. No vegetable tells ME what the colour of my bread should be! WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ray BLOODY Martin
* Oh yeah, and that Joe Bloggs twat. What a pink winker.
Seasons Beatings one and all.
What have we learnt thus far?
That's right.
All disputes should be resolved with words.
And violence provides the punctuation.
And of course good punctuation is vitally important.
So, now that were all up to speed like Winona Ryder on a shopping trip.......
Here for your edification is Part 2 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* Ray Martin
* The people on those Bunnings ads - If you ever wanted to know what happens to the dweebs from McDonald's ads when they become fat and fugly, this it. They give 'em a red shirt and green apron and store them in large wharehouses. WHACK!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* People who run take away food shops and greasy spoons and charge 5 cents extra for sauce - If anyfink is Un-Orstrayan this is! Put the price of yer food up and leave the dead horse alone you mungs! ........................WHACK!!!!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Bec Cartwright (aka Mrs Hewitt) - get ready for anuvva summer of seeing this talentless actress minging Lleyton's limelight in the stands. WHACK!!!! Advantage server.
* Ray Martin
* Mel Gibson - no, not for getting rat arsed, drink driving and the verbal. For Mad Max 3! What were you thinkin' Mel? w....w...'hic'...wwwwhack!
* Ray Martin
* Pandas - they must be the most over-rated animal in the freakin world. Everybody loves them! But go to any zoo and what do you see? Nuffin! They just sit on their arse all day. If I wanna see fury fat creatures doing nuffin all day I'd carry a picture of my knob in my wallet! WHACK!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Jehovas Witnesses - I know a bloke with mob connections whose killed dozens of them. I'd lag him in but I don't want to spend the rest of my life in the Jehovas Witness Protection programme. But they deserve to be whacked. So WHACK!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* All TV weather people (except Livvy Nixon, she can do no wrong) - What a bunch of Cold Fronts they are!
Tell us the high and low temperature at the start of your routine and leave the shattalite photograph for the train-spotting nerds. WHACK!!!!......with a strong southerly!
* Ray Martin
* Goths - You wont find a bigger bunch of pricks at a needle exchange. They are bigger sheep than the rest of society poncing around in their back 'uniforms'. You look like farkin ijjits!!! WHACK!!!!!!
* Ray Martin
* Beetroot - Yeah I know it's a vegetable but so is Richard Wilkins and he deserves a good bashing. Beetroot is the only vegetable to have the audacity to try and change the colour of your bread on a salad sandwich. No vegetable tells ME what the colour of my bread should be! WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ray BLOODY Martin
* Oh yeah, and that Joe Bloggs twat. What a pink winker.
Seasons Beatings one and all.
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Comment by mandy
Comment by The Daily Sonnet
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Lots of Sonnets
Do I want to know?
Comment by Joe Blogg
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It took me 5 minutes but it was worth it.
WHACK!!!
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
Tis the season to be jolly...rogering...not pirate...
And what's wrong with Ray Martin that a loboto-him and a toupee couldn't fix?
(cue. obligatory innuendo)
Joe...you are too too good.
Double D
Comment by Joe Blogg
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Are you suggesting the afore-mentioned jobronies actually DON'T deserve a good old fashioned bashing?
Cos I'm here to tell you they most certainly do.
Especially the Goths and that Bloggs smartarse.
He's had it coming for years.
Comment by Ray Martin
I'm a little bit country.
And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll.
But most of all I'm a twat.
Comment by Phuc Mi But - Vietnamese Hot Bread shop girl
You give me one dorrar.
One dorrar!
You big bad shit Joe Broggs.
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Merry Pink Winking Christmas Joe!!
K.L.
Comment by Joe Blogg
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