FEVOLA LONE SURVIVOR IN TRAGIC PLANE CRASH
January 16th 2007 10:26
* Put your hands up for Detroit or just if you are a dickhead
Paddy whacking chin stretcher and walking bourbon and coke, Brendan Fevola, is counting his good fortune today after being the sole survivor of a horror plane crash that may have killed hundreds.
LUCKY!
Although initial reports are sketchier than art student's note pad it is believed Fevola was piloting a his new toy, a Cessna 172 Skyhawk, on a pre-training joyride around Princes Park when he forgot where he was and got up to take a slash on team-mates below seconds before the Cessna plunged into the neighbouring Melbourne Cemetery.
* He had his flaps up and pants down
Carlton team-mates rushed to the scene fearing the worst, that only person capable of kicking goals for the seriously crap Blues may be dead, only to see a giggling Fevola stumble from the wreckage.
"He cheated on his wife and now he's cheated death!" laughed porky team-mate Lance Whitnall obviosly relieved that Carlton won't be losing by 100 points every week with Fevola's miraculous survival.
BASTARD!
"This is the second bingle he's been in lately!" joked the tubby Blues blood nut.
Search and rescue teams immediately rushed to the crash site at Melbourne Cemetery and, working through the night, have so far recovered 567 bodies.
"We've only just scratched the surface" said rescue worker Jim Nastics.
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Comment by David my David
I can't even read your blogs anymore ... Why? ...
I'm too busy pissing my boyfriend Norm's pants over your titles, man ...
Fuck you're a funny [delte] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David ....
Hey ? how come your Karma is only sitting at nine? ... aren't you pandering and fawning to Mother Superior??? ... ****
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by Joe Blogg
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manchesterunited
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Help me out here mate coz I haven't got the time to keep up with the Orble gossip.
Here's what I do know.....
Homer was going insane coz his twin David was shacked up with Dubble D.
David left Dubble D for Norm.
Dubble D still wants David back.
Meanwhile Toady has been shot and lies dying on a hospital bed.
Somebody called the Dating Barracuda is apparently my friend although we have never dated even though I love to eat fish.
Sally might possibly be leaving Summer Bay.
Matty Newton has allegedly slapped around his mega spunk ex Brooke Satchwell.
Meanwhile the Rev Caudall has discovered that 8 wrongs actually do make a right.
Kylie was arrested for GBH at her job in a fork factory when James Blunt came on the radio.
And Lleyton Hewitt has run out of former employees and begun sacking his nuts.
That's pretty much where I'm up to mate.
Don't know who the Mother Superior is but as a card carrying MILF hunter I would love to know.
Comment by Mrs M
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Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Joe Blogg
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manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
Have made a small fortune these past few years betting against them.
Comment by Mrs M
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Mrs M
Comment by charles
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Ponderous
Charles.
Comment by KylieW
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I can barely type I'm laughing so hard.
And for some reason all my forks have been taken off me and replaced with plastic spoons!!
Comment by Joe Blogg
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The secret to gambling, not that I am what I consider to be a gambler, is to bet with your head & not your heart.
You have to be patient & pick your time.
There were so many Carlton supporters who couldn't grasp the concept that their team was down the shitter & would happily throw good money after bad.
It's been a great 5 years.
But the worm will turn.
The difference is if I think they are a chance I wont bet no matter how much I've fleeced off them.
(Integrity Deorre?)
Essendon is the next big earner.
That said, I do a bit of work for the Woods, so yes I have made a dollar or three from supporting them.