THE BASHWORTHY BLOGGSROLL (PART 1)
December 20th 2006 09:27
Now before we go any further let me just say that I'm well aware that random acts of public violence is a bad thing. We all know that violence belongs in the home.
Secondly, years of discipline has taught me ............ nay, hammered home like a drunk's caravan, that clocking somebody for clockings sake is fine for a watchmaker but poor form for the rest of society.
That, however, is not to say that I still don't THINK that certain people deserve a good bashing. I'm only human after all.
So here for your edification is Part 1 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* Richard Wilkins
* People who walk around with their Reg Grundies on display - If High Panters deserve ridicule then surely Low Panters deserve a good bashing. Buy trousers that fit you homeboy.
* Richard Wilkins
* People who describe events as being surreal - I saw a swimmer get out of the pool after winning and bettering her PB. She claimed the feeling was surreal! It's not surreal you nonce. You've trained for this friggin moment every friggin day!! WHACK!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Carl Stefanovic - stop pretending you have a personality Carl. We all know you are a robot. It's why everybody tunes into Kochie & Mel.
* Richard Wilkins
* Steve Martin - this geezer hasn't made a decent fillum in two farkin decades. Give the money to charity Steve. SCHLAAAAAAAP!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Human Nature - If you are so freakin obsessed with Motown then why dun't one you nancies grow one!? WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!! and WHACK!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who say 24/7 - you can guarantee these slapnuts only ever do things 1/5467.
* Richard Wilkins
* Daryl Somers
* Richard Wilkins
* People who get personalised number plates only to find other people thought of it first 3 years ago but still get them and end up with JOE316.
* Richard Wilkins
* People who make cop shows - E-FUGGIN-NUFF!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who own $2 Shops but stock goods worth $5 - yeah, it's still cheap but it ain't $2! Change the name of your shop!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who cover their car with stickers of where they've been - we've all been on holidays you knuckleheads & we've all been to the same bloody places! wwwwwwwwWHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Enya - for Gawwwwwd's sake stop recording the same furkin song over and furkin over again! W-w-W-w-WHACK!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard FARKIN Wilkins
* Oh yeah, and that Joe Bloggs dickhead - he deserves the biggest bashing of all!!
Anyhoo, that's enough Whacking Off for now.
Secondly, years of discipline has taught me ............ nay, hammered home like a drunk's caravan, that clocking somebody for clockings sake is fine for a watchmaker but poor form for the rest of society.
That, however, is not to say that I still don't THINK that certain people deserve a good bashing. I'm only human after all.
So here for your edification is Part 1 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* Richard Wilkins
* People who walk around with their Reg Grundies on display - If High Panters deserve ridicule then surely Low Panters deserve a good bashing. Buy trousers that fit you homeboy.
* Richard Wilkins
* People who describe events as being surreal - I saw a swimmer get out of the pool after winning and bettering her PB. She claimed the feeling was surreal! It's not surreal you nonce. You've trained for this friggin moment every friggin day!! WHACK!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Carl Stefanovic - stop pretending you have a personality Carl. We all know you are a robot. It's why everybody tunes into Kochie & Mel.
* Richard Wilkins
* Steve Martin - this geezer hasn't made a decent fillum in two farkin decades. Give the money to charity Steve. SCHLAAAAAAAP!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Human Nature - If you are so freakin obsessed with Motown then why dun't one you nancies grow one!? WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!! and WHACK!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who say 24/7 - you can guarantee these slapnuts only ever do things 1/5467.
* Richard Wilkins
* Daryl Somers
* Richard Wilkins
* People who get personalised number plates only to find other people thought of it first 3 years ago but still get them and end up with JOE316.
* Richard Wilkins
* People who make cop shows - E-FUGGIN-NUFF!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who own $2 Shops but stock goods worth $5 - yeah, it's still cheap but it ain't $2! Change the name of your shop!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* People who cover their car with stickers of where they've been - we've all been on holidays you knuckleheads & we've all been to the same bloody places! wwwwwwwwWHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard Wilkins
* Enya - for Gawwwwwd's sake stop recording the same furkin song over and furkin over again! W-w-W-w-WHACK!!!!!!!!!!
* Richard FARKIN Wilkins
* Oh yeah, and that Joe Bloggs dickhead - he deserves the biggest bashing of all!!
Anyhoo, that's enough Whacking Off for now.
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
Wilkin ya tell me or am ah gunna haf tuh Carl yeww?
The last guy...I'll take him on.
Won't know what's hit him...
Double D
24/7
ps. you're killing me!!!!!
Comment by Joe Blogg
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
Only with kindness.
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Um, hello??
Where's my bloody mention???
(Yes, gonna say this 24/7, while driving around in with my pink license plate that says LUV22, while enjoying the Today show, until you bloody well give me what I want!)
K.L.
(Ooh, I'm so asking for it...stick around, DD...I may need your help!)
Comment by Joe Blogg
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
Nor will the Benny Hill "Ooh, I'm so asking for it" routine.
Is that how you've got what you want in the past?
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Yep...how did you know????
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
To be killed with kindness
and Christmas cheer...
Bashing through the snow
Wilkins we will slay...
And that's enough for tonight...I'm making no rhyme nor reason...tis the season...
Double D over and falling out.
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Dannii Minogue - BAM!
The people that do those insipid late night "quiz" shows - THWACK!
Richard Wilkins - POW!
Santa Claus - SLAP!
When Dancing with the 20 to 1 Stars on Ice Retrospective Renovation Special Caught on Tape Goes Wrong - KABOOM!!
I'm starting to sound like the old Batman TV show - I'm going . Keep up the good work.
Mr M
(Mrs M's dark half)
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by mandy
Comment by Lilla
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
Now put some real goddam entertainment back on the box so I can switch it on again!!!
Ps who's Richard Wilkins?
*lol*
Comment by Greg Evans
Bring back Perfect Match
Comment by Anonymous
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