THE BASHWORTHY BLOGGSROLL (PART 3)
January 15th 2007 21:26
Ahhhhh, 2007.
Anuvva year older and not that much wiser it seems.
The list just keeps growing folks.
So much to bash, so little time.
For those who came in late.....stiff!
You'll have to catch up.
For the rest.....
Here for your edification is Part 3 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* James Blunt
* Professional tennis players - why must these spoilt millionaires have 'total silence' just so they can serve a fricken tennis ball?!
SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
These poncy twats spend their entire life either playing, practicing, signing endorsements or just counting their money. Despite this they are apparently incapable of tossing a ball 2 feet in the air and hitting it over the net if somebody farts.
Can you imagine telling the crowd at the MCG to shup up coz Fraser Gehrig is having a shot at goal or coz Gilly needs a 6 to reach a hundred?
THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forty - love.
* Bernard Fanning - " How many times can you describe your living hell?'
Funnily enough it's as many times as I hear that fuggin song of yours Bernie.
WALLOP!!!!!
* James Blunt
* Professional golfers - see professional tennis players.
* Andrew Bolt
* People who call things "unAustralian" instead of just saying "it shits me" - It's unAustralian!
* James Blunt
* The French
* French Canadians
* And the Germans
* James Blunt
* And the Australian cricket team - How did they manage to lose to such a pathetic Pommy cricket side in the first fuggin place!?
* People who don't say thank you when you let them 'in' traffic - Not only is it rude it's fuggin unAustralian!!!!
ka.........POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* James Blunt
* People who put beetroot on salad rolls without asking - Would they like it if they woke up one day and discovered I'd painted their house purple without asking?
SCHTANNNNNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* People who tell you Pro Wrasslin ain't real - EVERYBODY fuggin knows it ain't real. Here's a BLOGGSFLASH knuckleheads - nearly everything on telly ain't real and the stuff that actually is usually rubbish. Santa ain't real and the odds are that Christ himself was just a kind hearted chippy who run outta luck, but that doesn't stop these people celebrating Christmas.
* James Blunt
* Neil Mitchell
* Fedde Le Grande - I'm not putting my hands up for Detroit nor do I love that city.
* People who try to wash windscreens at traffic lights - It wouldn't be so bad if these street urchins took a shower themselves once in a while! They're not only filthier than a Frenchman, they are filthier than the fuggin windscreens!
KABLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* James Blunt
* People who play the bagpipes - Learn to play a real fuggin instrument you skirt wearing, long socked octopus fondlers.
WHACK!!!!
* James Blunt
* James Blunt
* Joe Bloggs - I can't stand over-opinionated arseclowns and he's a real James Blunt!
Anuvva year older and not that much wiser it seems.
The list just keeps growing folks.
So much to bash, so little time.
For those who came in late.....stiff!
You'll have to catch up.
For the rest.....
Here for your edification is Part 3 in the joebloggsblog.net
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A GOOD BASHING
* James Blunt
* Professional tennis players - why must these spoilt millionaires have 'total silence' just so they can serve a fricken tennis ball?!
SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
These poncy twats spend their entire life either playing, practicing, signing endorsements or just counting their money. Despite this they are apparently incapable of tossing a ball 2 feet in the air and hitting it over the net if somebody farts.
THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forty - love.
* Bernard Fanning - " How many times can you describe your living hell?'
Funnily enough it's as many times as I hear that fuggin song of yours Bernie.
WALLOP!!!!!
* James Blunt
* Professional golfers - see professional tennis players.
* Andrew Bolt
* People who call things "unAustralian" instead of just saying "it shits me" - It's unAustralian!
* James Blunt
* The French
* French Canadians
* And the Germans
* James Blunt
* And the Australian cricket team - How did they manage to lose to such a pathetic Pommy cricket side in the first fuggin place!?
* People who don't say thank you when you let them 'in' traffic - Not only is it rude it's fuggin unAustralian!!!!
* James Blunt
* People who put beetroot on salad rolls without asking - Would they like it if they woke up one day and discovered I'd painted their house purple without asking?
SCHTANNNNNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* People who tell you Pro Wrasslin ain't real - EVERYBODY fuggin knows it ain't real. Here's a BLOGGSFLASH knuckleheads - nearly everything on telly ain't real and the stuff that actually is usually rubbish. Santa ain't real and the odds are that Christ himself was just a kind hearted chippy who run outta luck, but that doesn't stop these people celebrating Christmas.
* James Blunt
* Neil Mitchell
* He loves Detroit!
* Fedde Le Grande - I'm not putting my hands up for Detroit nor do I love that city.
* People who try to wash windscreens at traffic lights - It wouldn't be so bad if these street urchins took a shower themselves once in a while! They're not only filthier than a Frenchman, they are filthier than the fuggin windscreens!
KABLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* James Blunt
* People who play the bagpipes - Learn to play a real fuggin instrument you skirt wearing, long socked octopus fondlers.
WHACK!!!!
* James Blunt
* James Blunt
* Joe Bloggs - I can't stand over-opinionated arseclowns and he's a real James Blunt!
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
James Blunt - I want to stab myself in the head with a fork in the hope of going deaf every time I hear his music.
Good list. You've covered off pretty much everything that I hate. Especially that pompous Joe Bloggs character!
Comment by Anonymous
And just what is unAustralian? how can that possibly even be a WORD?
Comment by mandy
Comment by Joe Blogg
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
Nor do we recommend any kiddies reading take this action either.
joebloggsblog.net does, however, recommend should anybody bump into Mr. Blunt at a restaurant, cafe or greasy spoon that they grab the nearest fork and indulge in a bit of facial fuckupuncture.
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Agree 100% about beetroot.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by James Blunt
You're beautiful,
You're beautiful,
It's true,
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Comment by Bhumika
Political Minds
i don't like his voice but lyrics is not too bad..
Comment by Joe Blogg
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
I don't know Mr. Blunt from a bar of those things Frenchmen don't use.
He might be a good bloke.
Possibly a top bloke.
But that whiny soppy crap he forced on us all.
That is bashworthy.
Not enough to kill him mind.
Just enough to make him remember the next time he puts pen to paper.