THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE (VOL II)
December 5th 2006 09:49
... Those who eat with chopsticks and those who don't.
And let's make one thing clear, we ain't torkin about our Chinese friends here.
Nup.
We're torkin TURDS here - Trendy Urban Real Dead Shits!
You know the type.
You'll find them on the weekend buying organic fruit and vegetables. Or down at the local playground smiling amiably and saying "Oliver put down the stick please. Mummy/Daddy is asking nicely." ...... over and over again while their precious five year old whacks everything in sight.
JUST GRAB THE FRIGGIN STICK OFF THEM!!!!
These aren't life shaping moments.
But it's in an Asian restaurant that these people really shine. And shine like an autistic pianist they do!
Chopsticks?
Who are these cutlery elitists fooling?
If eating with knitting needles somehow enhances the flavour or experience then why not do it for all meals?
COZ YOU CAN'T!
Try hacking a juicy rump with a pair of drumsticks if you don't believe me.
Or chow down on your Coco Pops with two twigs.
Even the Chinese use a spoon for soup!
The fact is that the humble knife and fork are a far superior dining implement.
So why not use the bloody things?
* Fork off?
And let's make one thing clear, we ain't torkin about our Chinese friends here.
We're torkin TURDS here - Trendy Urban Real Dead Shits!
You know the type.
You'll find them on the weekend buying organic fruit and vegetables. Or down at the local playground smiling amiably and saying "Oliver put down the stick please. Mummy/Daddy is asking nicely." ...... over and over again while their precious five year old whacks everything in sight.
JUST GRAB THE FRIGGIN STICK OFF THEM!!!!
These aren't life shaping moments.
But it's in an Asian restaurant that these people really shine. And shine like an autistic pianist they do!
Chopsticks?
Who are these cutlery elitists fooling?
If eating with knitting needles somehow enhances the flavour or experience then why not do it for all meals?
COZ YOU CAN'T!
Try hacking a juicy rump with a pair of drumsticks if you don't believe me.
Or chow down on your Coco Pops with two twigs.
Even the Chinese use a spoon for soup!
The fact is that the humble knife and fork are a far superior dining implement.
So why not use the bloody things?
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Comment by Cibbuano
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But for Asian food, chopsticks are definitely superior.
Comment by Joe Blogg
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If it was all about the small morsels then why not use chopsticks to eat a risotto or butter chicken?
Coz the knife & fork are superior for eating ALL meals except those that need a spoon.
Comment by sandra