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A HAMBASSADOR?

March 13th 2007 20:10
Hog-tied and tongue-tied as envoy's rude romp revealed
Rory Carroll, San Salvador
March 14, 2007

* Plug and play

AS AN Israeli ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael was accomplished at putting a gloss on delicate subjects, be it Tel Aviv's nuclear program, the treatment of Palestinians or the invasion of Lebanon.


But when police found him in the yard of his embassy residence in El Salvador's capital, San Salvador, smooth talk was not really an option. For starters, there was the gag and the rubber ball in his mouth. There was also the matter of being drunk. And naked. And bound. And surrounded by sex toys.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!

Once he was untied and the gag and ball removed, Mr Raphael identified himself as the ambassador, but for perhaps the first time in his diplomatic career, this was a crisis he could not explain away.

"The ministry sees his behaviour as unbecoming of a diplomat," Israeli Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel said.

Mr Raphael was recalled home two weeks ago when the ministry learned of the incident, but the news became public only yesterday when reports surfaced in the Israeli media.

The ambassador did not break any law, so for the Salvadorean police the case is closed.

The Israeli Government must wish it could say the same. The incident raises questions not just about Mr Raphael but about the Foreign Ministry's system of appointments.

* His possible replacement?

Before being sent to El Salvador six months ago, the veteran diplomat had served in several countries, including the US, and as director of the Israel Information Centre in Jerusalem. He was a polished media performer and gave talks on Middle East geopolitics to think tanks, universities and lobby groups.

However, his adventure in San Salvador revived last year's criticism from a public service watchdog that the ministry lacked transparency in recruitment and promotion procedures.

BOYS AND THEIR TOYS!

The embarrassing affair was one of several involving Israeli diplomats in recent years. In 2000, Israel's ambassador to France died of cardiac arrest in a Paris hotel. Media reports said he was with a woman who was not his wife.

Last year, Israel replaced its ambassador to Australia, Naftali Tamir, after he said Israel and Australia were "like sisters" because both were in Asia and their peoples did not have the Asian characteristics of "yellow skin and slanted eyes".
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BRITNEY SPEARS - LOOSE IF HER

March 5th 2007 21:43
* Jesus never looked this good!

A British newspaper is claiming Britney Spears has tried to hang herself with a sheet, scrawled the number 666 across her now naked skull and claimed to be the Antichrist since entering the Promises Rehabilitation clinic in Malibu.

The dubious claims from The News of the World quote an unnamed friend as saying "she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!'

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake! I'm a fake!'."

The paper also quotes another "pal" as saying her recent bizarre behaviour has been caused by excessive use of crystal methamphetamine.

It claims the pop star had earlier threatened to overdose on paracetamol if her estranged husband Kevin Federline was granted custody of their two children.
* Flat out like the devil drinking but cracks are starting to appear

"Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol and shouted, 'I'm gonna do this, this is it! I'm through with the whole f***ing circus'."

Ironically, it is K-Fed who is helping the singer through her issues.

"Kevin has been a real tower of strength for her and she has finally decided to give their marriage another shot," said a source "close to Britney".
* Her work clothes?

In fact, if you believe everything you read, the two are "hoping" for another child to solidify their pending reconciliation.

Either way it has been a wonderful journey.
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PUMPING I RON

March 5th 2007 21:22
* Feeling stiff this morning?


NUDE WORKOUTS? NO SWEAT SAYS GYM
Netherlands
March 6, 2007

THE first clothing-free workout at a Dutch gym went ahead as planned — and participants and observers said it met expectations.

About a dozen middle-aged and elderly men braved the glare of nearly twice that number of journalists, photographers and at least five television crews at Fitworld gym in Heteren, to fulfil their dream of exercising naked.

"There are things that you like to do, and for a nudist, it just feels better to do them with your clothes off," said Ron van der Putten, who drove for more than an hour to take part in the event, dubbed Nudifit, or Naked Sunday.

"You feel more free," he said.

Patrick de Man, owner of Fitworld, got the idea from two regular customers who asked why he had separate dressing rooms for men and women.

"That was the spark," he said, and he went ahead and opened the gym on Sundays for nudists.

The response was overwhelming — both positively and negatively.

Some clients were a little worried about whether it would be sanitary.

Mr de Man opened the inaugural session to the media after receiving inquiries from as far away as Russia and Australia.

No women nudists attended, though Mr de Man said eight had signed up, out of almost 100 applicants.
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